Do every subject every day
Copy public school, complete with bells ringing to switch subjects
Force your children to sit still and listen while you read
No doodling allowed
Use lots of workbooks, especially those that require a lot of writing in complete sentences
Only use textbooks
Never read stories
Sit in desks and make your kids raise their hands to talk
Memorize pointless facts
Take lots of tests on those pointless facts
Worry a lot that you are messing up your kids
Never have any idea what you are going to study
Make your boys write creative stories
Ignore your children’s ideas
Spend most of your time keeping the house immaculate
Boycott homeschool co-ops and other homeschoolers cuz they're weird
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